Utah Politician That Campaigned On ‘Traditional Marriage’ Resigns Because He Banged A Prostitute

Independent – A married Republican politician who voted for stricter laws against prostitution has resigned amid allegations he twice met an escort for sex. Jon E Stanard, a father of three, campaigned for “conservative family values” and “traditional marriage” but is now reported to have paid a woman known professionally as Brie Taylor for sex during two business trips to Salt Lake City, Utah, in … Continue reading Utah Politician That Campaigned On ‘Traditional Marriage’ Resigns Because He Banged A Prostitute

Hillary Clinton Got A Standing Ovation For… Walking

Daily Caller – Failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton received a standing ovation from patrons at a restaurant in New York City Monday simply for walking in. Clinton walked into Upland, a restaurant in NYC, and according to PageSix, “the restaurant crowd quickly noticed and stood up in a standing ovation.” On one hand you could say that Crooked Hillary received a standing ovation for something … Continue reading Hillary Clinton Got A Standing Ovation For… Walking

Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg

Newsweek – Vice President Mike Pence reportedly snitched on his Phi Gamma Delta fraternity brothers for having a keg at a party on his college’s dry campus and got his entire house in trouble. Pence, then a sophomore at Hanover College, alerted the dean that his brothers were violating the small Presbyterian school’s strict no-alcohol policy, his former fraternity brother Dan Murphy told The Atlantic in a profile … Continue reading Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg

Kevin Kisner: The Golfer Of The People

  I don’t know about you guys but I became a YUGE Kevin Kisner fan during the Presidents Cup and The PGA Tour Championship. I’m not a fan of the athletes that the common man, like myself, cannot relate to. For example I’m not a huge fan of Tiger Woods because the average man does not have a monster dong. (Tiger Woods’s dong caught me … Continue reading Kevin Kisner: The Golfer Of The People

Anheuser-Busch Is Sending Water To Texas

ST. LOUIS, MO – Anheuser-Busch is sending more than 150,000 cans of drinking water to area towns devastated by floods. A mandatory boil order was issued Monday in Jefferson County after rivers creep closer to towards a public water plant. The American Red Cross put out a call for water that is safe to drink. AB is sending three truckloads. “As the home of Anheuser-Busch and … Continue reading Anheuser-Busch Is Sending Water To Texas

I Have Found A New Love For Saudi Arabia

  My boy big dick Donnie aka Donald J. Trump will be heading to Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belgium, and Vatican City. As any good friend I did a little research on the places. First off, they aren’t America so they suck (except Vatican City… shoutout to Jesus). The second thing I found out will make the Donald very happy. World News Daily Report – The … Continue reading I Have Found A New Love For Saudi Arabia