MARIN COUNTY, Calif. (KTVU) – Tell someone you graduated and you can show them your diploma. Brag about winning the lottery and you can flash your bank account. Express elation for hitting your first hole in one and listeners may think you’re lying.It doesn’t happen often. But for 99-year-old lifelong golfer C.D Madsen, it did. The Marin Country Club member of 57 years golfs and … Continue reading 99 Year Old Hits Hole In One
Ole Miss OC Phil Longo thinks he found the perfect Air Raid QB, Shea Patterson. Here is an excerpt from SEC Country’s article on the Ole Miss Air Raid offense. SEC Country – With so many fun toys in this Air Raid guru’s new offensive toolbox, it’s easy to imagine Ole Miss continuing to boast a potent passing attack this fall. Longo’s mentor Leach clearly believes … Continue reading Bet The Over On Ole Miss This Year
If Ronald Reagan is a Cubs fan then God would be a Cubs fan. Since Ronald Ragin is a Cubs that would mean the Founding Fathers are Cubs fans. Also, since God is a Cubs fan that makes Jesus Christ a Cubs fan as well. If God and Jesus Christ are Cubs fans that would make Pope Francis a Cubs fan. Now if the Pope … Continue reading Should I Be A Cubs Fan Since Ronald Reagan Threw Out A First Pitch
First off you are probably asking, ‘How would Geno Auriemma choke on a dick? It is womens basketball, they don’t have dicks, right?’ Wrong. We all know they are they are men in disguise or transitioning into men. The men that can’t drunk in high school go to D1 Womens Basketball. Remember Candace Parker? Her real name is Carl Parker. Brittney Griner’s real name is … Continue reading Geno Auriemma Chokes On Mississippi State’s Dick
Are you even human if the first thought wasn’t Al Czervik getting hit in the arm? I will count Judge Smails getting hit in the beans but you are still a failure. There are two main rules in golf 1) get the ball in the hole with few strokes as possible (my weakness) 2) be aware of your surroundings at all times (Charl Schwartzel’s weakness). … Continue reading Charl Schwartzel Is ‘Forced’ To Withdraw After Pro-Am Partner Hit Him With Golf Ball
As you all know Kevin Durant will be out with a MCL injury. Pretty simple right? As you all know I find the deeper meaning in situations. Hear me out this will blow your mind. We have discovered the news of the injury on 3-1. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead. March is the third month of the year. Three sides to a triangle, the … Continue reading Illuminati Behind Durant’s injury?
A hotdog is a sandwich… it's called a sandwich. — Marquette King (@MarquetteKing) February 23, 2017 I use to like Marquette King. I use to respect Marquette King. He is unique because when do you see a black punter that can dance besides in Black College Football: Xperience (Most underrated video game of all time)? When ever you have a white receiver or white running … Continue reading I Have Lost Respect For Marquette King