WPVI – A North Carolina man reported to police that he was slapped with a package of bacon Sunday. According to a police report, the man said he was arguing with his girlfriend at their apartment in Goldsboro when she struck him in the face with an uncooked package of bacon. Goldsboro police said charges had not yet been filed. Typically the weapon of choice in … Continue reading Bacon: The Most Underrated Weapon In A Domestic Dispute
Pensacola News Journal – A 9-year-old Pensacola child died Saturday after her 325-pound cousin allegedly sat on her as punishment for misbehavior, according to an Escambia County Sheriff’s Office report. Veronica Green Posey, 64, was charged with homicide and cruelty toward a child after paramedics responded to a cardiac arrest call at 1:35 p.m. Saturday in the 300 block of Bryant Road. Upon arrival, the victim, Dericka … Continue reading Wanna Know How A 325 lbs. Woman Killed A Kid?
SEC Country Auburn -As it turns out, the move may have been bad karma for AU. LSU came storming back to take a 27-23 win over Auburn and extend their home winning streak over the Tigers. Auburn still hasn’t beaten LSU in Baton Rouge since 1999. LSU has rebounded nicely since losing to Troy, squeaking out wins vs Florida and Auburn. The Tigers will be favored … Continue reading Auburn Mascot Dresses Up Like Troy Trojan… Blows 20 Point Lead
I remember the exact day when Butch Jones was leaving the University of Cincinnati. Honestly, it was a sad day. Not because I would miss his coaching (which would come into play later when Tommy Tuberville was a complete dumpster fire), it was because he was an awesome guy. I know you are wondering, how the fuck does this blogger know that Jones was a … Continue reading Butch Jones KNOWS Football
Dodgers score a run as @miakhalifa gets kicked out of the stadium for punching a dude in the jaw who tried taking a selfie! #ThatsSoCub pic.twitter.com/0MHcsGJvUL — Hooligan Baseball (@HoolyBaseball) October 15, 2017 Mia Khalifa will take two black cocks at once and wear a hijab in a video, but don’t you dare take a selfie with her. She has morals. Selfies cross the line. … Continue reading Mia Khalifa Is Back In The News… No She Is Not Doing Porn Again