1776 Shades of USA State of The Union

As you clearly have noticed I have not been updating my website religiously for sometime. Now you might of thought, ‘Oh shit Tommy Cold Cuts has given up’ or ‘Tommy’s bookie capped his ass’. Those are both incorrect. I would never give up EVER. Now I have a legitimate reason why I have not been religiously updating this website. First off, I had to get … Continue reading 1776 Shades of USA State of The Union

Liberals Are Attacking Mother’s Day

The Sunday Times – Waitrose is selling gender-neutral Mother’s Day cards as retailers reduce their use of the M-word to make today’s celebration more “transgender inclusive”, write Andrew Gilligan and Vincent Wood. The supermarket chain is selling a “Happy You Day” card in its Mother’s Day range in which the word “mother” does not appear. Fucking Liberals crack me up. I honestly have no words … Continue reading Liberals Are Attacking Mother’s Day

Utah Politician That Campaigned On ‘Traditional Marriage’ Resigns Because He Banged A Prostitute

Independent – A married Republican politician who voted for stricter laws against prostitution has resigned amid allegations he twice met an escort for sex. Jon E Stanard, a father of three, campaigned for “conservative family values” and “traditional marriage” but is now reported to have paid a woman known professionally as Brie Taylor for sex during two business trips to Salt Lake City, Utah, in … Continue reading Utah Politician That Campaigned On ‘Traditional Marriage’ Resigns Because He Banged A Prostitute

Hillary Clinton Got A Standing Ovation For… Walking

Daily Caller – Failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton received a standing ovation from patrons at a restaurant in New York City Monday simply for walking in. Clinton walked into Upland, a restaurant in NYC, and according to PageSix, “the restaurant crowd quickly noticed and stood up in a standing ovation.” On one hand you could say that Crooked Hillary received a standing ovation for something … Continue reading Hillary Clinton Got A Standing Ovation For… Walking

Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg

Newsweek – Vice President Mike Pence reportedly snitched on his Phi Gamma Delta fraternity brothers for having a keg at a party on his college’s dry campus and got his entire house in trouble. Pence, then a sophomore at Hanover College, alerted the dean that his brothers were violating the small Presbyterian school’s strict no-alcohol policy, his former fraternity brother Dan Murphy told The Atlantic in a profile … Continue reading Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg

Bacon: The Most Underrated Weapon In A Domestic Dispute

WPVI – A North Carolina man reported to police that he was slapped with a package of bacon Sunday. According to a police report, the man said he was arguing with his girlfriend at their apartment in Goldsboro when she struck him in the face with an uncooked package of bacon. Goldsboro police said charges had not yet been filed. Typically the weapon of choice in … Continue reading Bacon: The Most Underrated Weapon In A Domestic Dispute