If You See This Around Cincinnati Spread The Word 

I’m taking this website to the next level and spreading the word the way Dave Portnoy built Barstool Sports by the word of mouth. Portnoy built Barstool by hiring homeless people to hand out the newspaper at subway stations around Boston. The problem in Cincinnati is one we don’t have a working subway system and I don’t trust homeless people. So I’m resorting to using … Continue reading If You See This Around Cincinnati Spread The Word 

Bills Mafia Back At It Again 

Bills Mafia never shocks me ever. You want ketchup and mustard on a hot dog let’s cover you IN ketchup and mustard. Honestly I can even tell if that is a hamburger or hot dog. But as a connoisseur of meat and sausages you never put ketchup on a hamburger it kills the taste of the meat. The Bills may be the kings of chocking … Continue reading Bills Mafia Back At It Again 

Hampshire College Removes American Flag

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? The founding fathers are rolling around in their fucking graves. Students are so fucking soft at Hampshire College that they had to take down the American flag. The college’s explanation was the flag is a complicated symbol. What is so complicated about the American flag? It represents the freedoms we are blessed with, the freedom … Continue reading Hampshire College Removes American Flag

BREAKING NEWS: Trump Protests Have Stopped

Through my many many sources. Honestly I have so many sources I can’t even count them. Through my great sources I have uncovered that the Trump protests have come to a halt. Every single Trump protester has been given a participation trophy and a free membership to any safe space around the United States and Canada for the next eight years. Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Trump Protests Have Stopped