Mike Pence Once Ratted Out His Fraternity Brothers For Having A Keg

NewsweekVice President Mike Pence reportedly snitched on his Phi Gamma Delta fraternity brothers for having a keg at a party on his college’s dry campus and got his entire house in trouble.

Pence, then a sophomore at Hanover College, alerted the dean that his brothers were violating the small Presbyterian school’s strict no-alcohol policy, his former fraternity brother Dan Murphy told The Atlantic in a profile published on Tuesday.

Fucking Mike Pence, the man that won’t eat with women, other than his wife, alone. Do I like Mike Pence’s Conservative views? For the most part yes. I would say I am a Rand Paul Republican so yes I do find some common ground with Pence. But does that mean I would have a beer with him? FUCK NO. The man seems to be boring as shit. For Christ sakes he went to a dry, religious college. Who in their right mind does that? College is supposed to be the time where you try to attend your classes and get shit faced on the weekends. But then again I went to community college (not because of grades, it was for firefighting school) so maybe I’m out of the loop.

But then again I can’t entirely blame Pence for this. He is a Bible thumping Christian, what else do you expect? Yes, most of the blame goes towards Pence but there’s a sliver of blame on the frat. If you want to recreate scenes from Animal House…

At the time of the incident, the fraternity was reportedly having wild parties re-creating its favorite scenes from Animal House, which had recently been released.

…why are you at a dry campus? The core audience for the National Lampoon and Animal House wasn’t the students at a dry campus. As well why would you think it would go over smoothly? Again you are at a dry campus. The majority of the students were probably like Pence, if not worse.

By the way Mike, Jimmy Conway has a message for you..

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