Mia Khalifa Is Back In The News… No She Is Not Doing Porn Again

Mia Khalifa will take two black cocks at once and wear a hijab in a video, but don’t you dare take a selfie with her. She has morals. Selfies cross the line. Have you ever thought about sending her a DM? I would say you should give that a second thought. She blasts twitter users for sliding into her DMs. Umm Mia, the reason they are sliding in is because they just watched you get blasted with some one eyed snake spit. Mia, you clearly picked the wrong profession to play hard to get. I don’t know what it is, but pornstars just have a feeling that they are easy to get, I don’t know, I just can’t put my finger in it.

By the way Mia, your selection of teams to root for makes zero sense. She is (allegedly) a die hard Florida State fan. Then according to her Wikipedia page she is a fan of the Washington Redskins, Washington Capitals, and Washington Wizards. But if you noticed, she was at the Dodgers Cubs game and was rooting for the Cubs. That had to be a tough NLDS when the Cubs played the Washington Nationals. Being a die hard Washington sports fan and denying Willson Contreras in the DMs and then blasting it all over twitter for the world to see.

I mean, you HAD to be hardcore rooting for the Nationals. It would only make sense. You can’t be a complete bitch on twitter and show the world your DMs and then cheer for said team after they beat a Washington team.

Even though I am disappointed in you Mia, you are still in the rotation. See you on Thursday.

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