My boy big dick Donnie aka Donald J. Trump will be heading to Saudi Arabia, Israel, Belgium, and Vatican City. As any good friend I did a little research on the places. First off, they aren’t America so they suck (except Vatican City… shoutout to Jesus). The second thing I found out will make the Donald very happy.
World News Daily Report – The Saudi Defense Minister, Prince Mohamad Bin Salman, made a controversial offer yesterday, during a press conference, that could solve Kanye West’s money problems,
The powerful prince, who has an estimated wealth of more than a billion dollars, offered to pay the rapper $10M to spend one night with his wife.
“I have no interest whatsoever in his music or his clothing,” Prince Mohamad told reporters, “but his wife, she is a treasure of inestimable value. I would gladly pay $10M or even more to spend one night with her.”
Nothing better than some good old pussy talk and I know for a fact the Saudi Arabian Prince FUCKING LOVES pussy talk. I will go as far as ranking him in the Top 5 in my Locker Room Talk list.
All time line from the sand box prince, “I have no interest whatsoever in his music or his clothing but his wife, she is a treasure of inestimable value. I would gladly pay $10M or even more to spend one night with her.”
We all know Prince of the sand box has been the sex tape even though the Middle East in still in the stone age. Since Kanye and Donald are best friends we can guarantee the deal will be closed right after Trump gets off of the plane. Making the world great again like he promised.
P.S- Here is some pussification in the comment section… fucking feminists always killing the fun.