Business Insider – New research shows plants know when they’re being eaten. And they don’t like it. That plants possess an intelligence is not new knowledge, but according to Modern Farmer, a new study from the University of Missouri shows plants can sense when they are being eaten and send out defense mechanisms to try to stop it from happening.
Hey Mr. Norman, I was right after all! Plants do have feelings you vegan fuck.
I’m laughing my ass off right now. Nothing makes me more anger than a Liberal vegan. THEY ARE THE WORST. Do you know how you find out if someone is a vegan? They will tell you, and it isn’t when they are ordering food where it would make sense to say to the waiter that they are a failure to society, their parents have disowned them, and they are a pussy. (You know the definition of vegan).
If you look at the first sentence example from the dictionary you can clearly see that vegans have no manners. Tom, an outstanding American, properly introduced himself. But the vegan does not respect life and sees himself higher than Tom, therefore does not give his name but proceeds to tell Tom he is a failure to society, disowned by his parents, and he is a pussy.
As an Expert in Patriotism (not to brag) I know for a fact that the Founding Fathers view any man or woman that is a vegan while being a United States citizen shall be deported immediately or thrown into prison and throw away the key. For years I have been preaching plants have feelings and Plants Lives Matter, but no one would listen. People would report that salads are healthy but I knew that was Fake News. A salad is a bowl of murder plain and simple.
Hey Vegans you always said you don’t eat meat because animals have feelings (FAKE NEWS). Now there is concrete evidence that plants know you hurt them. What are you going to do now? Huh? Breath air? That’s real original. Everyone breaths air including meat eaters. You can’t do something meat eaters do. You can’t do something the whole world does except in Khan Sheikhoun, Syria.
P.S.- The only animals that have feelings are humans, dogs, and Fiona the hippo.