Man Kills Three People With Chopsticks And I’m Not Even Mad

New York PostAn unhinged man escaped free from his restraints at a psychiatric hospital in China and killed three women with a single chopstick, according to reports Tuesday. But when the nurse left briefly to use the restroom a few minutes later, he wriggled free from his arm and leg ties and grabbed a chopstick from a nearby table of grub, the local news site reported.

How do you even kill someone with a chopstick? Hell how do you even use a chopstick in the first place? I have to ask for a fork and knife like a real American. Sorry not sorry I love being American and there is nothing more satisfying than cutting up food then stabbing it with a fork to make sure it is dead. But honestly I am blown away with someone killing someone with a shit piece of wood. How did it not break? He must of created the force with the hips, at least that is what Chubbs Peterson said.

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Honestly there is not other explanation, power comes from the hips.


We can even look at Country Mac and Mac use their Karate skills, its all in the hips.

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I don’t care what this man has done set him free (unless he wants to come to America then kill the bastard).

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